Things I have found today whilst tidying.

1 driving license - provisional, paper
1 tippex mouse
a seemingly infinite amount of kirby grips and chewing gum. Gum is mainly mouldy.
1 book about Pete Doherty
1 bottle of navy nail polish - pleased as I've been looking for that for weeks.
1 'You and Your Haemoglobin' leaflet.
1 picture of Noel Fielding ripped from The Sun. Yes, I am 12.
1 sunglasses case, sans sunglasses.
2 AA batteries.